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PostSubyek: Smart Students   Sat Apr 10, 2010 10:53 am

Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
Maria: Here it is.
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
Class: Maria.

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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
John: You told me to do it without using tables.

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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell ‘crocodile?’
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L
Teacher: No, that’s wrong…
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Donald: Yesterday you said it’s H to O. rabbit

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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.
Winnie: Me!

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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
Glen: Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are. Suspect

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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ‘I’
Millie: I is..
Teacher: No, Millie…… Always say, ‘I am.’
Millie: All right… ‘I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.’

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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?
Louis: Because George still had the axe in his hand.

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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
Simon: No sir, I don’t have to, my Mom is a good cook.

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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on ‘My Dog’ is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?
Clyde: No, sir. It’s the same dog.

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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Harold: A teacher.
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